robshoy:
… Oh.
YOU’RE SO OLD.
Who wants to be a casualty?
Loves my Winnie the Pooh pillowcase.
But I may have found something not even GaGa can fix.
But you, sir, represent everything that is going wrong.
Paddy Foran: What extremist views are we talking here? That the solution to world hunger and overpopulation is eating babies?
Ethan Carver: Animal rights
Paddy Foran: Eating animal babies?
Ethan Carver: No
Paddy Foran: That's my stance. Pro-eating animal babies. That's me. Get 'em before they're tainted too much by the world. The earlier the better. I just want to chomp down on some animal fetuses
Christopher: oh geez
Christopher: so I think u should come to marcellas on the 11th
Paddy: and why is that?
Christopher: I'm performing in college warz
Paddy: in drag?
Christopher: yessir
Paddy: sweetie
Paddy: if there's one thing I KNOW I don't want to see
Paddy: it's you performing in drag xD
Paddy: some things, I can't unsee
Paddy: you know?
Christopher: gee thanks
Paddy: way to make assumptions
Paddy: I meant because I'd totally be unable to resist jumping your bones after that
Christopher is offline.